5 Ways Women Suck at Sex 

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5 Ways Women Suck at Sex

Having sex takes two people, and it often involves one person who is more experienced than the other one. Usually, one person has much different moves from the other person that throws everything off, whether it’s a good thing or bad. Different scenarios is why people like having sex with other people. It makes things fun and exciting.

And while it always seems like the logical reason for bad sex is the man’s fault, there are plenty of ways why the woman would be at fault.

Whether or not you’ve actually seen these for yourself is one thing, but here are 5 ways women can completely suck at sex and really ruin the moment:

#1 – Being Too Emotional

Being aggressive and somewhat violent can be a big turn on for a lot of guys and girls, and it’s not really what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about when girls cry, get moody, or become sad or depressed.

For some reason, having sex could be such an extreme and emotional situation that the girl will be overcome with emotion, resulting in a sobbing mess that you don’t want to deal with.

Nothing kills your boner faster than a crying woman while you’re having sex with her.

#2 – Asking Too Many Questions

If she’s asking way too many questions, it could be annoying enough to kill your sex completely.

These questions could be a number of things, but they usually are something like:

“Are you liking this?”

“How is it? Is this your best?”

“I’m usually better than this, I’m just nervous.”

Women, stop asking questions and getting self-conscious. The guy is just excited that you’re having sex in the first place. If we didn’t want to have sex, we wouldn’t. It’s that simple.

#3 – Farts or Queefs

This goes both ways, actually. If a dude farts, it could ruin the whole mood. But when a girl farts, she usually ends up laughing for some reason, even though it’s mostly not funny at all when you’re having sex.

If you need to fart, try to make it silent, or if it is loud, just pretend it never happened and move on. Or do a quick smile and keep going.

Farting isn’t that funny, so don’t be annoying.

#4 – They Only Want to Do One Move

One move is fine if it’s doggystyle and she knows how to position her body, but if she never wants to switch it up, it’ll ruin sex for the next time.

Try something new. It won’t kill you.

#5 – She’s Self-Conscious About Her Body

This is the worst. She’ll wear a shirt or something to cover her body, or she’ll only slide her pants down just enough to get her vagina exposed.

We don’t care what your body looks like, as long as we get to have sex. As long as we’re having sex, we’re happy.

Take it all off!