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Sex in the Pool: Is it All that it is Cracked Up to Be? 

by on June 19, 2015

You’ve seen this countless times in porn movies and in movies in general, and they make it look like the most amazing thing ever. Is it really, though? Is having sex in a pool really that special that you’d go out of your way to do it all the time?

Well, we’re here to let you know that it is not that greatest thing ever, and there are a few reasons why.

#1 – It’s Uncomfortable

Being in the pool is a place where you go to cool off, have fun, and swim around. Having sex should be the last thing you want to do in it.

But if you’re thinking about it, don’t do it. For one, you need heat and warmth to have a comfortable sex session, and a cold pool does nothing to help with that area. Your junk will shrivel up, her pussy will feel weird because the mix of lubricants and water, and your dick will feel like it’s rubbing on a carpet.

It’s really not the most comfortable thing ever, and you can never get a good grip on your girl. She just floats away every time you really get into it.

#2 – Anti-Gravity is the Worst

I mentioned how the girl floating away as you’re trying to really hammer away on her, and this is perhaps the biggest problem with this.

Since the pool replicated an anti-gravity chamber (and astronauts actually wear space suits in a big pool to train for space flights. Bet you didn’t know that!), it will feel like you’re having sex on the moon.

This might sound cool, but you don’t want to have sex on the moon. Trust me.

Not being able to get a good grip on her and just floating away are both in your nightmares.

#3 – The Water Resistance Kills You

If you thought the anti-gravity part was bad, get a load of this part. When you try to thrust into her, you’re met with a serious force with the water.

It’s almost like you’re humping in molasses. Ever did that? Can you imagine how that would feel?

It would be the same thing as doing it in a pool.

You’ll never be able to replicate the feeling you get from a hardcore session in the bedroom.


Just wait until you get into a nice, warm bed to have sex. It’s much better. I warned you!

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