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Breaking Up: 5 Easy Ways to Do it 

by on August 19, 2015

Breaking up with your girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or whomever, is often one of the hardest things a man can do in his life. It’s stressful, takes a lot of energy and time, and can really ruin your entire week, even though you want to get it over with and move on.

But it doesn’t have to be that hard. In fact, I’ve found 5 great ways to make breaking up simple, easy, and virtually pain-free (for you anyway).

So if you’re a little bit over the breaking up scene, here are 5 ways to do it just like ripping off a band-aid:

#1 – Ghost Out

Ghosting out of an event or party is fantastic. You don’t have to say bye to 6,000 people, get stuck in a situation that you don’t want to be in any longer, and you get to leave before anyone else. It’s the best way to leave something.

The same rules apply for breaking up. Ghosting out of relationship takes a little bit more gusto, in that you have to pretend that you fell off the face of the earth.

Ignore calls, ignore texts, never answer your door, and pretend you forgot who she was.

After two weeks of ghosting, she’ll assume you’re either dead or are gone. Both of these work for you.

#2 – Text Break Up

It may seem like the pussy’s way out of a relationship, but texting it just way too easy. First, it’s less awkward because you’re not actually talking to the person.

Second, you can write everything in one chunk and send it on its way. Then your soul is set free. And you can even ignore the pending phone calls!

#3 – Tell Her Friend You’re Done

Unless she really sucks, there’s a good chance that she has at least one friend that she talks to. You can tell this friend that you’re done with your current girl, and to let her know.

If she’s a good friend, she’ll relay the news. And then you can ignore all the texts and calls that come your way.

#4 – Write a Letter

Letters are almost as easy as texts, except you have to write things and mail them. This isn’t a big deal, but it may give off the perception that it’s more heartfelt when it really isn’t.

#5 – Break Up at Her Place

You never want to do it at your place, because then she may break your stuff, or you might not be able to get her to leave.

But if you’re at her place, you can just get the hell out of there, and she won’t break her own stuff!

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